'How to Draw Oscar Wilde'

Okay, this is just a product of procrastination... DRAWN IN MS PAINT!

I don't know what possessed me to do this, and I don't know why I thought anyone would read my big, conkin' blocks of text. It's mostly self-serving, really.

Also: I am the authority on drawing Willie Wilde, but it's okay that I say that because no one else is exactly vying for the title.